The Year's best Headlines of 2004 (with some comments)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
(No, Really?)

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
(now that's taking things a bit far!)

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
(not if I wipe thoroughly!)

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
(what a guy!)

War Dims Hope for Peace
(I can see where it might have that effect!)

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(you mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!)

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
(weren't they fat enough?!)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
(tastes like chicken)

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead