Monday, February 28, 2005

Rust does not conduct electricity...

...very well, at least. This is in response to a short conversation I had with Stan a few months ago. My car was not working very well... some times it worked and sometimes it didn't, may be a better way to put it. And one of those times it seemed to want to work I drove'er over to Stan's place to let him and my Dad look at it. We determined that most of what was under the hood was rusted over, to which Stan replied, "Shouldn't matter. I'd think rust should conduct electricity (in reference to all the wires connected to my car battery). Mike, what do you think?" Being a chemistry major, I thought this should be something I should know. And I didn't... a common trend in my chemistry career. The point being, I do now know, that rust will not conduct electricity very well. Oxygen is a very electronegative atom, meaning it doesn't like sharing its electrons. And rust is the bonding of oxygen to metals, usually iron. And since the epitome of electic theory centers on a metal's ability to share electrons, oxygen will certainly hinder that ability.

Hopefully that cleared it up for everyone. I know I've been concerned for some time.

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Jamie: Prom Date?

Jamie Lynn Pitzer, I've been hearing that you have a prom date?

(1). Is this true?

(2). How comes I wasn't notified?

Thursday, February 24, 2005

Soup to Nuts

What is the origin of the expression, "soup to nuts"? Who serves nuts at the end of a meal? Did nuts used to be dessert item?

What the @%!#$!# is going on here?

Der Spiegel questions Germany and Europe and says things about Bush and America which are not condescending.

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Give til it hurts..... (or How to make a good impression first day on the job)

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building and was additionally annoyed to learn that the regular organist had taken ill and an inexperienced organist had been conscripted at the last minute.

The substitute had many questions for the minister with regard to the conduct of the service. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

O's pitching takes a hit

or does it? That is the debate for this piece of news.

Monday, February 21, 2005

Another Ray Miller-ism

For the record, I recall telling Uncle Stan and Pappy Mentzer during one of our dinner conversations last year that bringing back Ray Miller was our best pick-up/acquisition (save Tejada) the last five years.

Now, onto another one of his Spring Training quotes. I love the guy's enthusiasm. He could make Jamie a 10-game winner.

Ray Miller: "I hate it when a guy gives up a homerun and says it was a good pitch. A good pitch is an out."

Innuendo

This is from a childrens' show!

Saturday, February 19, 2005

Mmm..... Cow Good

Main Entry: buc·ca·neer
Function: noun
Etymology: French boucanier
1 : any of the freebooters preying on Spanish ships and settlements especially in the West Indies in the 17th century; broadly : PIRATE
2 : an unscrupulous adventurer especially in politics or business

As Webster informs, the term buccaneer is derived from the French boucanier which translates to "a drier of beef". What the....????

Well, back in the Day...

Some of the West Indies islands, especially Hispaniola, were almost overrun with wild cattle of various kinds, and this was owing to the fact that the Spaniards had killed off nearly all the natives, and so had left the interior of the islands to the herds of cattle which had increased rapidly. There were a few settlements on the seacoast, but the Spaniards did not allow the inhabitants of these to trade with any nation but their own, and consequently the people were badly supplied with the necessities of life.

But the trading vessels which sailed from Europe to that part of the Caribbean Sea were manned by bold and daring sailors, and when they knew that Hispaniola contained an abundance of beef cattle, they did not hesitate to stop at the little sea ports to replenish their stores. The natives of the island were skilled in the art of preparing beef by smoking and drying it.

But so many vessels came to Hispaniola for beef that there were not enough people on the island to do all the hunting and drying that was necessary, so these trading vessels frequently anchored in some quiet cove, and the crews went on shore and devoted themselves to securing a cargo of beef - not only enough for their own use, but for trading purposes; thus they became known as "beef driers," or buccaneers.

When the Spaniards heard of this new industry which had arisen within the limits of their possessions, they pursued the vessels of the buccaneers wherever they were seen, and relentlessly destroyed them and their crews. But there were not enough Spanish vessels to put down the trade in dried beef; more European vessels- generally English and French- stopped at Hispaniola; more bands of hunting sailors made their way into the interior. When these daring fellows knew that the Spaniards were determined to break up their trade, they became more determined that it should not be broken up, and they armed themselves and their vessels so that they might be able to make a defense against the Spanish men-of-war.

Thus a state of maritime warfare grew up in the waters of the West Indies between Spain and the buccaneers; and from being obliged to fight, the buccaneers became glad to fight.

- Frank R. Stockton (Buccaneers & Pirates of Our Coast)

O's Update

Q: Who drinks the most milk?

A: Cow Ripken

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

It's Turkey Season

Do we have any suggestions for our friends in Cleveland?

Monday, February 14, 2005

I know what you've been wondering...

...and I've been wondering the same thing. Why the heck is Mercury a liquid??? None of the other heavy metals are! Well, wonder no more! It's actually pretty cool. I'm not sure how familiar you are with molecular orbitals and valence bonding theory, so let me try to explain without them. Basically, every atom has certain layers of electrons, kinda like the planets orbiting around the sun; only instead of having one planet in each orbit, you can put either 2, 6, 10, or 14 electrons in a certain orbit. If that orbit happens to not be full, then any electrons in the unfilled orbit can be used to bond with another atom and make a molecule. The other heavy metals use this very principle to link together into solids. Well, it just so happens that mercury is the perfect size and shape that special relativity takes an effect on the electrons it would normally use to bond and they are moving soooo fast that due to Einstein's famous equation they gain mass because they are moving at a large fraction of the speed of light. Because they gain mass, they move closer to the nucleus of the atom, and in turn, are hidden under the filled orbitals of the atom, and thus are unable to bond. So mercury remains a liquid with the metallic luster of all the metals we see every day!

Okay, okay! I'll get a life some day and find something interesting to post on here. Until then, enjoy!

This should brighten your day..

How NOT to perform a motorcycle jump. If you want to see more, go to this site.

Sunday, February 13, 2005

Cool Baby Name Software

Here is a Java applet with a remarkable user interface for analyzing the popularity of names over the years. If you can get it to run, type your name and check it out.

Itunes Update

I've always liked the Sheryl Crow songs I've heard on the radio, so I decided to buy a couple of them. While looking over the selections on Itunes for Sheryl Crow songs, I discovered that she recorded (live) a cover of the Bob Dylan ramble "Tombstone Blues". As this is my favorite Dylan song, I decided to investigate further.

Sheryl covers "Tombstone Blues" in a style reminiscent of Dylans' original ramble. I bought the song and, although she cuts it short (she only performs half of the verses), it is still entertaining listening to an artist, one with a singing voice, performing a Dylan ramble. Kudos to Sheryl Crow! She moves up several notches in my estimation for having the cahones to sing "Tombstone Blues".

BTW - one other artist has a cover of "Tombstone Blues" on Itunes. The artist is Tim O'Brien and the tune is a country version.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

O's Update

Another season with Ray Miller will definitely help this guy.

Friday, February 11, 2005

Itunes Update

I want to buy "Swingin on a Star" performed by Frank Sinatra. I can't find it. Nuts!

Thursday, February 10, 2005

Not good enough for the Milky Way Galaxy!

Here's a cool story. For the first time ever, scientists have seen a star escape the gravitational confines of the Milky Way Galaxy. The star probably got lobbed out of our galaxy by a black hole when it approached at just the perfect angle to use the centripital force exerted by the black hole to circle around and get thrown away. Meanwhile, its poor companion star wasn't so lucky and is most likely trapped forever in the black hole.

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Super Bowl Update

The York Daily Record reports:

Fans stayed away in droves from the Eagles return to Philadelphia.

In the spirit of David Letterman, I wish to determine if this is something or nothing.

Is it something or nothing that the fans stayed away?
Is it something or nothing that the York Daily Record reported that the fans stayed away?
Is it something or nothing that I read the York Daily Record?

Monday, February 07, 2005

The Yanks get another one...

Buddy Groom signs with the Yanks. I guess he figured "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em".

PETA on the warpath

Save the cows and own a car without leather seats. People Eating Tasty Animals scores again.


Oh No!

Bill Gates is at it again. Everytime MicroSoft makes this type of announcement (i.e. there's a big problem and we're going to fix it) we all get screwed.

As a member of the software industry for the past 20 years, I feel partly responsible. How do we start an "Orange" revolution in the software industry?


Motown Bengals looking to roar

The Tigers bag Mags.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Itunes Update

I finally broke down and created an Itunes account for myself. I know I'm way behind the times on this i.e. I might be the last person on Earth to have done this. But anyway, That's what I did. I bought the following 9 songs and burned 'em on a CD.


Title Artist
Whiskey River Willie Nelson
Danger Man David Bromberg
Man of Constant Sorrow Allison Krause & Union Station
You're So Vain Carley Simon
Let Me Play With Your Yo Yo Moses Rascoe & Ken Werner
Long Cool Woman (in a Black Dress) The Hollies
Dirty Work Steely Dan
Breakdown (Live at the Wiltern Theater) Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
Mack the Knife Bobby Darin

For around $10 I now have a CD that would have cost me around $130 in the old days.

Thank God that Steve Jobs has found something that a computer is good for.

Thursday, February 03, 2005

Ever put a pet in the microwave???

Because the Pentagon has developed such a weapon to battle Iraqi insurgents. Microwaves are pretty cool, and work by emitting an electro-magnetic wave that is the same wavelength as the vibration of the hydrogens in a water molecule. As the wave passes, it gives the vibrating hydrogens of the water molecule a little extra push, making them vibrate faster and faster. That vibrational energy transforms into kinectic energy, which is the heat of the food. This is why only things containing water heat up when placed in a microwave. Microwaves also have other effects, which aren't as helpful, and why you shouldn't put metal things in the microwave.

Now back to my point. The army has developed a big microwave machine, and are planning to use it as a tool to combate insurgents that use crowds to hide when they launch their explosives. Basically, this microwave machine sends electro-magnetic radiation into a crowd of people causing their skin to burn and their bodies to heat up.

The link is below. I couldn't remember how to do that fancy trick where you make a word into a link.

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Update: Mike - check out this post by editing it. By placing the text of the URL into the Link dialogue box in the post editor, it makes your title the actual link.

Kinky Update

Richard Freidman throws his hat into the ring in a bid to halt the "wussification" of Texas.

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

MAD COW DISEASE!

Here is an interesting tid bit that I just picked up today. Did you know that Mad Cow Disease is neither caused by bacteria or virus??? Its actually just a protein... I KNOW! A protein! And I know what you are thinking. Our body has millions of different proteins in it and none of them do anything bad... what exactly is so special about this cow protein???

Well, proteins are very special, huge molecules. Whats amazing about proteins is that it doesn't matter what the hell your protein is made up of, the only important thing is the way its bends and folds, and it is that bending and folding that causes the most basic functions of our body to work. For example, some proteins bend into spirals... and then insert themselves into cell membranes. That spiral then acts as a tunnel, in a otherwise closed off membrane, for nutrients and water to pass through.

The devistating thing about this Mad Cow protein is that it disrupts the bending and folding of most other proteins! So now you see where I'm going with this. And since your proteins aren't bent or folded in the correct geometries, your most basic bodily functions no longer work... and you die.

Coming soon... the avian flu.