Reporters Notebook: Gettysburg Times - 040409

Last weekend when I was out with a group of friends, I was introduced to a young lass.
She recognized my name.
“Scot Pitzer?” she said. “The reporter in Gettysburg, right?”
Yes, that’s me.
She paused.
“I always thought you’d be fat,” she added.
Another disappointed fan.
~ Scot A. Pitzer