Reporters Notebook (Gettysburg Times: 031508) - "Underwear"

Before church several Sundays ago, one of my young relatives — 3-year-old Levi Roberts — plowed over four people in our pew, and told me he had an important question to ask.
OK, I thought, this should be good.
“Are you wearing underwear?” Levi asked.
I wasn’t sure how to react.
“He’s been potty trained since October,” his mother, seated two people to my right, told me. “He’s just afraid of wearing underwear.”
Gotcha.
Yes Levi, I am wearing underwear.
~ Scot Andrew Pitzer