On Boundaries

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked the 3-yr old to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he delivered the baby. Very diligently, she did as she was asked.

After a little while, the baby was born. The paramedic spanked him on his bottom.

The baby cried.

The paramedic then thanked the 3-yr old for her help and asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

She responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place . . . Smack his ass again!'