What shall I do with my money?
Buy low, sell high.
When you draw an 8 and a 3, double down.
When a jockey is riding for his 3rd win on the same card, he wins at twice his normal percentage.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran off with a Man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket
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