Thursday, March 13, 2003

What shall I do with my money?


Buy low, sell high.

When you draw an 8 and a 3, double down.

When a jockey is riding for his 3rd win on the same card, he wins at twice his normal percentage.


There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran off with a Man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket

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