Report: O's MacPhail woke up, and saw his shadow - went back to sleep for 6 more wks.

Sorry, don't have a link. Peter Angelos could not be reached for comment.

Seriously, no wonder Angelos likes this guy - - - he doesn't done a single, solitary thing to IMPROVE the Last Place Orioles.

Remember last year when MacPhail declared: "We'll grow the arms, and buy the bats?"

Still waiting for him to buy a bat.

Mark Tiexera? Nope.

Matt Holliday. Wrong again.

MacPhail and Angelos sit and fiddle while Camden Yards burns.

He only made one "upgrade" this offseason, by acquiring Kevin Millwood.

Gonzalez (replaces Sherill) and Atkins (replaces Huff/Mora) are a wash.

Still waiting for the upgrades, Andy MacPhail. Don't let us down!