On High Performance

The husband forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 Seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The wife woke up the next morning and looked out the window to see a box gift-wrapped in middle of the driveway. She brought the box back in the house, opened it, and there was a brand new Bathroom Scale.