On Halloween

Why is Halloween celebrated?

1. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack
2. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you
4. No guilt the morning after
5. It doesn't matter if they fantasize that you're someone else, because you are
6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy
7. If you don't get what you want, just go next door
8. If you get tired, just rest for 10 minutes and start again
9. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some
10. You can do the whole neighborhood