On Politicians

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and happened upon an eatery where he sat down and looked over the menu...

Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $1000.00
Baked Democrat: $1000.00

The cannibal asked the waiter, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "They're so full of shit, it takes all day to clean one."