On Community Service

A Republican goes to the barbershop for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber says: "I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens the shop, he finds a thank you card and a book entitled "How to Improve Your Business".

That day, a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber opens the shop, he finds a dozen Democrats lined up for a free haircut.