A Joke
There are always two hundred thirty nine beans in a bowl of chilli.
Because one more would make it too farty.
Sometimes people come to me for advice and I say "Yeah, do that".
There are always two hundred thirty nine beans in a bowl of chilli.
Because one more would make it too farty.
Posted by Anonymous at 5/20/2005 09:01:00 AM
Main Entry: fart
ReplyDeletePronunciation: 'färt
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English ferten, farten; akin to Old High German ferzan to break wind, Old Norse freta, Greek perdesthai, Sanskrit pardate he breaks wind
often vulgar : to expel intestinal gas from the anus
Now really, how can anything be too farty?