Friday, May 20, 2005

A Joke

There are always two hundred thirty nine beans in a bowl of chilli.

Because one more would make it too farty.

1 comment:

  1. Main Entry: fart
    Pronunciation: 'färt
    Function: intransitive verb
    Etymology: Middle English ferten, farten; akin to Old High German ferzan to break wind, Old Norse freta, Greek perdesthai, Sanskrit pardate he breaks wind
    often vulgar : to expel intestinal gas from the anus

    Now really, how can anything be too farty?

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