On Brilliant Oratory
We few, we happy few, we band of ditherers. For he who changes his mind with me today shall be my dither … Four times two years ago, George Bush brought forth on this continent a war, that I am now stuck with. Now we are engaged in a great bi-partisan incivility, testing whether any president so stuck, can long dither … Never have so few dithered so much for so long … We shall dither in the Oval Office. We shall dither on the plane to Japan. We shall dither in the PRC. We shall nevah undither! A dither that will live infamy! Ich bin ein Ditherer … Mr. Gorbachev, at least please think about opening that wall for half an hour or so, let’s say every other Sunday. No? Uh, never mind. Can you name each of the parodied speakers?
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