REPORTERS NOTEBOOK (091308) - "Grandma Pitzer meets the President"

Grandma Pitzer was enjoying a leisurely stroll through Soldiers National Cemetery in Gettysburg last week when she bumped into an unexpected visitor: President George W. Bush.
White House staff took a photo of the President and Grandma chatting, and then gave Grandma a card to obtain the photo.
The front reads: White House Photo Office.
The back of the card describes my grandmother in detail.
Light brown hair.
Beige skirt.
White blouse.
Lovely eyes.
Flirtatious personality.
Warm smile.
Name-tag on collar of shirt.
Wearing sunglasses.
I was amazed at how much information the federal government obtained on Grandma Pitzer.
My gosh, if U.S. Intelligence had that kind of a detailed description of Osama bin-Laden, we would have got the dirtbag by now.
~ Scot Andrew Pitzer.