Reporters Notebook (Gburg Times: 081608) - "Urinating On The Floor"

I visited newlyweds a couple of weekends ago, and after knocking on their front door, I was greeted by the couple’s new puppy.
The young canine jumped up and down my leg.
Seconds later, I noticed a puddle of liquid on the floor.
“Did the dog pee when he saw you?” my pal asked.
Yes.
Apparently, the puppy gets excited anytime visitors enter the house. And urinates on the floor.
“It’s a tradition,” my friend laughed. “Maybe I’ll do it too every time people visit.”
He was joking.
I hope.
~ Scot Andrew Pitzer.