On Estate Planning

A single man learned that his wealthy father would perish within two weeks and he would inherit the estate. He determined that he wanted a woman with which to enjoy his inheritance.

So, he went to a singles bar where he met the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen in his life. He said to her, "I may appear to be an ordinary man, but my father will die within two weeks and I will inherit 20 million dollars."

The woman went home with him that night.

Three days later she became his stepmother.