Sending the Right Message

Two brothers, aged 4 years and 6 years, arise one morning and agree that it is time they begin "cussing".

Down the steps they go and Mom asks the six year old, "What do you want for breakfast?"

The six year old replies, "Ah, hell, I'll just have some Cheerios."

WHACK! CRACK! SPLAT! Mom chases the six year old back up the stairs to his bedroom and declares, "You stay here and think about what you just said. I'll be back."

Mom returns to the kitchen and asks the four year old what he wants for breakfast.

The four year old replies,"I don't know, but you can bet your sweet ass it's not Cheerios!"