Mililtary Instructions

"IF YOU SEE A BOMB TECHNICIAN RUNNING,TRY TO KEEP UP WITH HIM."
- U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"IF THE ENEMY IS IN RANGE, SO ARE YOU." -Infantry Journal

"A SLIPPING GEAR COULD LET YOUR M203 GRENADE LAUNCHER FIRE WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT. THAT WOULD MAKE YOU QUITE UNPOPULAR IN WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR UNIT." -Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"IT IS GENERALLY INADVISABLE TO EJECT DIRECTLY OVER THE AREA YOU
JUST BOMBED." -US. Air Force

"CLUSTER BOMBING FROM B-52s IS VERY,VERY ACCURATE.THE BOMBS ARE
GUARANTEED TO ALWAYS HIT THE GROUND." -U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

"ANY SHIP CAN BE A MINESWEEPER ....ONCE." -Anon

"WHEN THE PIN IS PULLED, MR. GRENADE IS NOT OUR FRIEND." -US Marine
Corps